Today I awoke a fugitive.
I awoke around noon, though I was supposed to appear in court to contest a speeding ticket at 9.
I woke up late despite setting a total of 6 alarms on my phone (which was underneath me when I woke (great album!)), having Steve repeatedly call me and setting my faulty alarm clock (which has since been summarily smashed to bits).
I had to post $100 bond today to get off the lam and schedule another day to appear.
I was then told I'm probably not going to get to go to the Aspen shared vacation this year, which is a monumental bummer, being that last year was one of the best times of my life.
The whole day really put a damper on what was a good few days of renewal and personal growth.
Lucky for me all the bad juju wasn't powerful enough to completely wipe out the good juju I've been building up; and I'm happy to say that after a salad and some tea I'm back on top of the world!
oh, and also this...
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Saturday, November 1, 2008
HALLOWEEN - What little my camera's dying battery allowed me to document
Michael Winkler wearing one of my tags and being a very bad Santa at the Corner Bistro
Steve dressed as a woman. Sara dressed as a man. And me dressed in generally shiny things, I'm leaning in and thus you can't see my name tag. My shiny costume was essentially a vehicle for the name tags which I interchanged throughout the evening. I believe at this moment it read "Blow The Plumber".
I made a JOE THE GHOSTBUSTER name tag in case i wanted to put on my Ghostbusters jumpsuit I stole from jason who stole it from someone. I also had a YOU ARE JOE THE GHOSTBUSTER. While I decided not to wear it and instead wear shiny flowy things and various other name tags, I still brought the ghostbusters nametags with us. Emerging from the subway platform at the W4th street stop out to the street took quite a while and involved taking babysteps with a mob of costumed travelers all being squeezed through halls and stairwells. It was a foreshadowing of the disgusting mob party outside. I never thought I would see a party that rivaled Uconn's Spring Weekend for disgusting waste of a mob. During this subway herding debacle we were shoved near a man in a ghostbusters outfit. I gave him the Joe the Ghostbuster nametag, but he didn't find it all that funny and instead demanded one that said "Winston"...the black ghostbuster. Racist Ghostbuster
Part of a family dressed as Russian Dolls
A not so shocking political statement amongst a set of beautifully crafted Jack-O-Lanterns in Abington Square.
Probably the best Jack-O-Lantern I've ever seen
Obama is a Long Legged Mack Daddy
Pastor James Manning PhD of the All The Land Anointed Holy World Missionary Church in Harlem.
This man has a deep seeded, lord-inspired hatred of the "long legged freak" Obama "HE'S A MACK DADDY!"
I do suggest you scan All The Land Anointed Holy's YouTube channel ( http://www.youtube.com/user/ATLAHWorldwide )there are hundreds of videos, almost all are hilariously insane.
"Only a fool would cast a vote for that white trash"
He Visto Algo
The phrase is well known to Nuevo Yorkinos
"If you see something, say something!"
This Spanish take on that theme shows a suspicious package, which if seen, one should not keep to themselves!
Later that same day Steve DUBS inspects a suspicious package we found across the street from city hall. Within a stone's throw of the former WTC we found this gift-wrapped block of cement with balloons attached to it. It's as though someone was trying to make a point that you could leave an absurdly suspicious package pretty much anywhere in public and it could be easily unnoticed. I love Sundays.
"If you see something, say something!"
This Spanish take on that theme shows a suspicious package, which if seen, one should not keep to themselves!
Later that same day Steve DUBS inspects a suspicious package we found across the street from city hall. Within a stone's throw of the former WTC we found this gift-wrapped block of cement with balloons attached to it. It's as though someone was trying to make a point that you could leave an absurdly suspicious package pretty much anywhere in public and it could be easily unnoticed. I love Sundays.
Sleepyhead
One of my new fascinations.
People sleeping on the subway.
A party i wish to be party to as seldom as possible.
People sleeping on the subway.
A party i wish to be party to as seldom as possible.
Little Man
One of my new fascinations.
Steve melting the hair off of an Indian man that he has shrunken at my Feeling the Heat press conference.
See: http://radicalnormality.blogspot.com/2008/10/press-conference-imminentpsyc.html
Steve melting the hair off of an Indian man that he has shrunken at my Feeling the Heat press conference.
See: http://radicalnormality.blogspot.com/2008/10/press-conference-imminentpsyc.html
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