PROLOGUE: We leave the bowling alley and head for a bar called Hugs. After some shenanigans we get on the dance floor in the rear part of the bar. The group of friends has been dancing in a little boogie circle on the edge of the dance floor.
ACT I:
Celeste: Is this a gay bar?
Norm: I don't think so.
Celeste: Are you sure?
Norm begins slowly turning his gaze around the room while still at half boogie. He notices that in fact, other than their party, the only people in the bar were gay couples. The realization washes over him in a long drawn out instant where the sight of each successive couple he sees as he pans blasts him in an almost comical '80s movie kind of way. Like it isn't happening to him, but rather Steve Guttenberg or John Stamos.
Norm: Absolutely not.
Norm goes to the bathroom where he notices
(I definitely need to tell you something.
You look like a tranny and not in a good way...)
END
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