DHL Nigeria Head Office
70 International Airport Road
Mafoluku,Lagos
TEL: :+234 8075963642.
Customers Service Hours--Monday To Saturday:
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Attention:Beneficiary,
The DHL Delivery Service Company are hereby passing an essential message to all our valuable customers to be very careful while presenting their receivers residential address to avoid wrong delivery.
This is the DHL courier service company mailing you as per your parcel that was brought to this company to be delivered to you by one Miss.Stella Johnson of ZENITH BANK PLC, along the delivery process there came a misunderstanding between you and the nicon insurance company in regard of their request as per their insurance certificate which happens to be course of your parcel pending for the past One Year.
Meanwhile we are hereby happy to inform you that the DHL Company has finalized everything with the nicon insurance company of Nigeria as the company organization has also listed 24 valuable parcels to be intact in their office after the released of the parcels from the nicon insurance company. We are happy to inform you once again that your parcel that contain ATM CARD worth the sum of $2 million dollars is among the 24 parcels listed which is now in our office and also with your name as the receiver despite that we lost your private residential addresss, which is an indication that you can now re-send your residential address to back to the DHL company where your parcel can be delivered to you without hesitation with Meanwhile remember that the sender of this parcel Miss Stella Johnson of ZENITH BANK PLC still owes this company the sum of $150 before incident occured, know you that this company has spent out of their income in the process by recovering back your parcel so dear customer we once again appreciate your patronage in our favour.
Without hesitations you are to pay for just the balance left by yourn sender via western union so that your parcel can be delivered to your residential address before it accumulate a demurrage after one week only,as you know your parcel is not just an ordinary parcel but with a huge amount and I think you understand what I mean by accumulating a demurrage? Which you will not allow to happen to your recovery parcel that almost gone if not for the love that the good God have for you by favoring
you with his favour because it was God who did it not by your power but by the spirit say the lord. We assure you that your parcel will arrive at your country in two days time and it will get to your door step the third OR fourth day as soon as this company receive the balance left by your sender and the tracking number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can track it yourself to see your parcel coming on the way and you will also know when it will arrive at your country because we operate in trust and loyalty in your favour. And also the DHL courier Service Company is hereby to inform all their customers by eradicating all their communication with the scam mails that are going all-over the world be careful with their e-mails so that your parcel will not be in danger with their evil plans.
DHL provides access to a growing global market place through a network of supply chain, transportation, business and related information services.
GET BACK TO THIS OFFICE WITH THESE INFORMATIONS AFTER PAYMENT
SENDERS NAME-----------------------------
SENDERS ADDRESS--------------------------
MTCN-------------------------------------
SENDERS COUNTRY--------------------------
RECIEVERS COUNTRY: WEST AFRICA (NIGERIA)
RECIEVERS NAME:EMMANUEL OSAGHAE
TEXT QUESTION: GOD IS
TEXT ANSWER:GOOD
AMOUNT TO BE PAID:$150.00 USD
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Thanks for your Co-operation.
For the Ikeja Branch Manager
DHL Express Services Lagos Nigeria
Friday, October 31, 2008
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Debate @ Solar1
Solar powered live outdoor screening of the 3rd presidential debate at the wonderful Solar 1 Green Energy, Arts & Education Center www.solar1.org/
Monday, October 27, 2008
Saturday, October 25, 2008
B
A McCain volunteer claimed that she "was robbed at knife point of $60 in front of an ATM in Bloomfield, part of Pittsburgh, PA. When her attacker, a 6-ft, 4-in tall, 200 lb. dark-skinned black man saw a McCain bumper sticker on her car, he kicked and punched the woman, and then carved the letter “B” into the side of her face."
Turns out she actually just made it all up. She carved a "B" into her own face! In fact, since she did it in the mirror and she's an idiot, she carved it BACKWARDS!
Turns out she actually just made it all up. She carved a "B" into her own face! In fact, since she did it in the mirror and she's an idiot, she carved it BACKWARDS!
[spam] Matter Of Urgent
Please Always Endeavour to reply via Email: ups.claims @yahoo.com.hk
UPS COURIER COMPANY
12 Air Port Road,G.R.A.
West Africa, Nigeria.
Good Day.
I am Mrs.Kate Hood Of the Ups Courier Company,I have a Confirmable BankDraft of 500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds),that i deposited the Draft with UPS COURIER SERVICE,West Africa,I travelled out of the country for my hollidays and I will not return back untill the end of Augs.I want you to try all your best and contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when you will get this package because of the expiring date.For your information,I have paid for the Security Keeping Fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attackin your Country.
The only money you will send to the UPS COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is $150 USD only being Delivering Charge Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again,don't be deceived by any person to pay any other money except $150 USD being the Delivering Charge .I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this below information.
============================================
Contact Person: Mr. Halmiton White
Email Address: ups.claims @yahoo.com.hk
Telephone: +234-806-673-3007
Fax: +234-806-673-3007
============================================
Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:
Your Full Name:
Postal address:
Direct telephone number:
Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Kate Hood.
UPS COURIER COMPANY
12 Air Port Road,G.R.A.
West Africa, Nigeria.
Good Day.
I am Mrs.Kate Hood Of the Ups Courier Company,I have a Confirmable BankDraft of 500,000.00 GBP (Five Hundred Thousand Great British Pounds),that i deposited the Draft with UPS COURIER SERVICE,West Africa,I travelled out of the country for my hollidays and I will not return back untill the end of Augs.I want you to try all your best and contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE as soon as possible to know when you will get this package because of the expiring date.For your information,I have paid for the Security Keeping Fee, Insurance premium and Clearance Certificate Fee of the Cheque showing that it is not a Drug Money or meant to sponsor Terrorist attackin your Country.
The only money you will send to the UPS COURIER SERVICE to deliver your Draft direct to your postal Address in your country is $150 USD only being Delivering Charge Fee of the Courier Company so far.Again,don't be deceived by any person to pay any other money except $150 USD being the Delivering Charge .I would have paid that but they said no because they don't know when you will contact them and in case of demurrage. You have to contact the UPS COURIER SERVICE now for the delivery of your Draft with this below information.
============================================
Contact Person: Mr. Halmiton White
Email Address: ups.claims @yahoo.com.hk
Telephone: +234-806-673-3007
Fax: +234-806-673-3007
============================================
Lastly, You are advice to send the below information to the Courier Company:
Your Full Name:
Postal address:
Direct telephone number:
Do send it to them again to avoid any mistake on the Delivery and ask them to give you the tracking number to enable you track your package over there and know when it will get to your address.
Yours Faithfully,
Mrs.Kate Hood.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Letter from 2012 in Obama’s America
This is a 16 page letter form one of America's largest political action committees: Focus on the Family. And by focus on the family they mean focus on the gays. Focus on the Family and their founder DOCTOR James Dobson have some serious sexuality issues! Of course the millions of Christians who support Focus on the Family probably don't really want to impose Dobson's holy terror. They just don't want their children being taken on field trips to crack infested gay commie orgy brothels. Two examples of what their lobbyists have accomplished in 2008:
-Blocking the Matthew Shepard Act, the 1st federal Hate Crimes legislation that covers homosexuality, gender identity, or gender (groups that make up almost a quarter of all hate crime victims)
-Block ENDA - the 1st federal law that prohibits employment discrimination based on a person's sexual orientation. As it stands only 19 states have their own laws preventing this, thus without a federal law it is LEGAL in 31 states to FIRE someone for being gay.
This letter leans heavily on their homosexual obsessions.
It's one of those dance the fine line between laugh out loud funny, and these people actually are incredibly influential scary.
Here are some highlights:
On schools:
Elementary schools now include compulsory training in varieties of gender identity in Grade 1, including the goodness of homosexuality as one possible personal choice. Many parents tried to “opt out” their children from such sessions, but the courts have ruled that they cannot do this, noting that education experts in the government have decided that such training is essential to children's psychological health.
On Pornography:
It’s almost impossible now to keep any children from seeing pornography. The Supreme Court in 2011 nullified all Federal Communications Commission restrictions on obscene speech or visual content in radio and TV broadcasts, and television programs at all hours of the day now contain explicit portrayals of sexual acts.
Pornographic magazines are now openly displayed in gas stations, grocery stores, and newsstands (as they have been in some European countries for several years). In addition, law enforcement officials can no longer stop the distribution of child pornography, after the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that the such distribution violated freedom of speech and interstate commerce laws.
On Guns:
It is now illegal for private citizens to own guns for self defense in eight states, and the number is growing with increasing Democratic control of state legislatures and governorships. Citizens in those areas who are discovered owning guns have been subjected to heavy fines and imprisonment. Inner-city violent crime has increased dramatically.
On Terrorism:
President Obama directed U.S. intelligence services to cease all wiretapping of alleged terrorist phone calls unless they first obtained a specific court warrant for each case. Terrorists captured overseas, instead of being tried in military tribunals, are now given full trials in the U.S. court system, and they have to be allowed access to a number of government secrets to prepare their defense.
Since 2009 terrorist bombs have exploded in two large and two small U.S. cities, killing hundreds, and the entire country is now fearful, for no place seems safe. President Obama in each case has vowed “to pursue and arrest and prosecute those responsible,” but no arrests have yet been made. However, he has also challenged the nation to increase foreign aid to the poorer nations that were the breeding grounds for terrorism, so that people could have an opportunity to escape from the cycles of poverty and violence in which generations had been trapped.
On Universal Healthcare:
The great benefit is that medical care is now free for everyone -- if you can get it. Now that health care is free it seems that everybody wants more of it.
The waiting list for prostate cancer surgery is 3 years. The waiting list for ovarian cancer is 2 years. Just as the Canadian experience had shown prior to 2008 with its nationalized health care, so now in the US only a small number of MRIs are performed — only 10% of what they were in the U.S. in 2008 – because they are just too expensive, and they turn out to discover more problems that need treatment, so they are almost never authorized.
HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART:
Because medical resources now must be rationed carefully by the government, people over 80 have essentially no access to hospitals or surgical procedures. Their “duty” is increasingly thought to be to go home to die, so that they don’t drain scarce resources from the medical system. Euthanasia is becoming more and more common.
Read the full letter here: http://focusfamaction.edgeboss.net/download/focusfamaction/pdfs/10-22-08_2012letter.pdf
-Blocking the Matthew Shepard Act, the 1st federal Hate Crimes legislation that covers homosexuality, gender identity, or gender (groups that make up almost a quarter of all hate crime victims)
-Block ENDA - the 1st federal law that prohibits employment discrimination based on a person's sexual orientation. As it stands only 19 states have their own laws preventing this, thus without a federal law it is LEGAL in 31 states to FIRE someone for being gay.
This letter leans heavily on their homosexual obsessions.
It's one of those dance the fine line between laugh out loud funny, and these people actually are incredibly influential scary.
Here are some highlights:
On schools:
Elementary schools now include compulsory training in varieties of gender identity in Grade 1, including the goodness of homosexuality as one possible personal choice. Many parents tried to “opt out” their children from such sessions, but the courts have ruled that they cannot do this, noting that education experts in the government have decided that such training is essential to children's psychological health.
On Pornography:
It’s almost impossible now to keep any children from seeing pornography. The Supreme Court in 2011 nullified all Federal Communications Commission restrictions on obscene speech or visual content in radio and TV broadcasts, and television programs at all hours of the day now contain explicit portrayals of sexual acts.
Pornographic magazines are now openly displayed in gas stations, grocery stores, and newsstands (as they have been in some European countries for several years). In addition, law enforcement officials can no longer stop the distribution of child pornography, after the Supreme Court ruled 6-3 that the such distribution violated freedom of speech and interstate commerce laws.
On Guns:
It is now illegal for private citizens to own guns for self defense in eight states, and the number is growing with increasing Democratic control of state legislatures and governorships. Citizens in those areas who are discovered owning guns have been subjected to heavy fines and imprisonment. Inner-city violent crime has increased dramatically.
On Terrorism:
President Obama directed U.S. intelligence services to cease all wiretapping of alleged terrorist phone calls unless they first obtained a specific court warrant for each case. Terrorists captured overseas, instead of being tried in military tribunals, are now given full trials in the U.S. court system, and they have to be allowed access to a number of government secrets to prepare their defense.
Since 2009 terrorist bombs have exploded in two large and two small U.S. cities, killing hundreds, and the entire country is now fearful, for no place seems safe. President Obama in each case has vowed “to pursue and arrest and prosecute those responsible,” but no arrests have yet been made. However, he has also challenged the nation to increase foreign aid to the poorer nations that were the breeding grounds for terrorism, so that people could have an opportunity to escape from the cycles of poverty and violence in which generations had been trapped.
On Universal Healthcare:
The great benefit is that medical care is now free for everyone -- if you can get it. Now that health care is free it seems that everybody wants more of it.
The waiting list for prostate cancer surgery is 3 years. The waiting list for ovarian cancer is 2 years. Just as the Canadian experience had shown prior to 2008 with its nationalized health care, so now in the US only a small number of MRIs are performed — only 10% of what they were in the U.S. in 2008 – because they are just too expensive, and they turn out to discover more problems that need treatment, so they are almost never authorized.
HERE'S MY FAVORITE PART:
Because medical resources now must be rationed carefully by the government, people over 80 have essentially no access to hospitals or surgical procedures. Their “duty” is increasingly thought to be to go home to die, so that they don’t drain scarce resources from the medical system. Euthanasia is becoming more and more common.
Read the full letter here: http://focusfamaction.edgeboss.net/download/focusfamaction/pdfs/10-22-08_2012letter.pdf
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Chomsky on the election
Excerpt:
"To say it doesn't make any difference who wins is simply to express your contempt for the general population, because it does make a difference. A lot of what they say is correct. The two parties are effectively factions of one party, the Business party, but the factions are somewhat different. And as I mentioned, over time the differences show up in benefits, working conditions, wages, things that really matter to people. So yes, there's a difference. It's a narrow difference and the spectrum within the political system is well to the right of popular opinion. Incidentally the public is well aware of it. So 80% of the population say that the government is run by, I'm quoting, a few big interests looking out for themselves, not the population. And you can argue about the details, but the picture is essentially correct, and they don't like it. Nevertheless, there is some difference, and you have to make a choice. If you're in a swing state, you have to ask, is this difference enough for me to pick the lesser of the two evils, and there's nothing wrong with picking the lesser of two evils. The cliché makes it sound like you're doing something bad, but no, you're doing something good if you pick the lesser of two evils. So is it worth doing that, or is it worth trying to act to create a potential alternative? For example, should I vote Green, because maybe someday their party will be a real alternative? Should I express my disdain for the right wing orientation of both parties by not voting, or should I pick the lesser of the two evils, thereby helping people? OK, that's a decision people have to make."
McCurmudgeonliness
"I really have a problem with that, and I'm not the only one"
-Crazy Tracy: Real American
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Leave it to Al Jazeera to be the network that does an expose on lies fueling the Republican campaign
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McCain is forced to calm some of the rabid crowds that he and Palin have been fueling with their lies and Obama = terrorist speech. Note that his response to the final woman is "He's not" and not "He's not, but so what if he was?"
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An example of one of McCain's "Robocalls", an inexpensive way to widely and quickly disseminate lies. Ironically robocalls were first used by Karl Rove in 2000 When McCain was beating George W. Bush in the Republican primary. McCain was smeared for having "interracial children" and his wifes drug addiction, these smears were the begining of the end of his 2000 run for the nomination. They were also cited by Colin Powell as an example of the dirty campaign practices that are among the reasons he has chosen to endorse Barack Obama
Monday, October 20, 2008
A Story - Circa 2/2/2007
Go to:
http://files.ww.com/files/28744.html
Click on
"Right-Click here to download the file NormsStory.mp3"
http://files.ww.com/files/28744.html
Click on
"Right-Click here to download the file NormsStory.mp3"
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THE GREATEST MUSIC VIDEO I'VE EVER SEEN
World On Fire by Sarah McLachlan
http://worldonfire.ca/donations.html
World On Fire by Sarah McLachlan
http://worldonfire.ca/donations.html
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Press Conference Imminent!...psyc
I've spent the last few days organizing a press conference for tomorrow. It looks like it's gonna be a smashing success!
I nabbed me a US congressman!
Representative Anthony Weiner of the Energy and Commerce Committee to be exact!
He's a badass, check it out:
We're releasing a report called Feeling the Heat: Global Warming and Rising Temperatures in the United States.
And we're also highlighting Weiner as
...as I was typing this blog entry aboot how excited I was aboot the press conference I had organized I got a call from Weiner's Deputy Communications Director informing me that the Congressman will likely have to stay in DC and will have to cancel his appearance at our press conference...
poo
I nabbed me a US congressman!
Representative Anthony Weiner of the Energy and Commerce Committee to be exact!
He's a badass, check it out:
We're releasing a report called Feeling the Heat: Global Warming and Rising Temperatures in the United States.
And we're also highlighting Weiner as
...as I was typing this blog entry aboot how excited I was aboot the press conference I had organized I got a call from Weiner's Deputy Communications Director informing me that the Congressman will likely have to stay in DC and will have to cancel his appearance at our press conference...
poo
Saturday, October 11, 2008
...poor Pedro
Today the phone rang and Steve picked it up, the person on the line
a)Didn't seem to hear us
b)Appeared to be in another conversation
c)Appeared to be breaking up with her boyfriend in this other conversation
It was intensely strange, we sat there for minutes and listened to this girl dump her boyfriend.
...intensely strange
a)Didn't seem to hear us
b)Appeared to be in another conversation
c)Appeared to be breaking up with her boyfriend in this other conversation
It was intensely strange, we sat there for minutes and listened to this girl dump her boyfriend.
...intensely strange
Street Crusaders
Honestly, you have to see these guys to believe them!
They dress like He-Man, Lawrence of Arabia and Hallie Selassie had a threesome and rant about God, race, the New World Order and more!
And they're angry!
I think its just meant to be a spectacle to attract attention and money, cuz its just TOO ridiculous.
They dress like He-Man, Lawrence of Arabia and Hallie Selassie had a threesome and rant about God, race, the New World Order and more!
And they're angry!
I think its just meant to be a spectacle to attract attention and money, cuz its just TOO ridiculous.
Steve Equinox
There is a rumor that you can stand an egg upright on the equinox. While many, including Steve DUBS and the West Wing's CJ Craig have claimed to have successfully done this feat, the rumor itself is of course pure bullshit. The truth is that you can simply stand some eggs upright if you try long and hard enough. It's just that no one seems to be inclined to try that hard at it unless it is actually the equinox.
I played around with Steve's arm while he was passed out long enough that I found the point where the arm would stay upright like this. I am amazed that neither the process, nor the resultant bout of laughter woke this fallen man from his slumber.
I played around with Steve's arm while he was passed out long enough that I found the point where the arm would stay upright like this. I am amazed that neither the process, nor the resultant bout of laughter woke this fallen man from his slumber.
...the world may never know.
As I drifted home I noticed that along the same path that I was walking there was a glob of blood every foot or two. The blood was fresh, I don't mean that I knelt down and did the old dip my fingers in and touch my tongue as I intently rub my fingers together thing from the movies, I could see that it wasn't dry. This trail continued along 14th street from 2nd to 7th avenue. I thought that at any moment I would catch up to this person hobbling along with some sort of massive wound, being ignored by the fearful masses. I never came upon this person and the trail finally ended in this series of blood splotches and a clump of tissue in from of the YMCA near 8th avenue.
Night Church
There's a majestic Gothic church a few doors down from me, tucked away such that you really have to look to notice it. The only activity it sees is being rented out by a Russian youth church program on Sundays. I often see them setting up, I like to play guitar on the steps right across from the church. For example: http://radicalnormality.blogspot.com/2008/09/jerusalem.html
DUMBO EMPIRE
The empire state building framed through the Manhattan bridge, down under the Manhattan bridge overpass
Le Sac
This dog walker stopped for Bekka. He immediately handed her a bag of poop, and she cordially took it from him and continued the interaction. He later told her that he hates canvassers. I've always said, the ultimate revenge for being made to feel a little bad by being asked to do something good is to make a canvasser hold a bag of poop.
I love the posture of the bulldog!
I love the posture of the bulldog!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
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